FULL DISCLOSURE

Nate Turbow (real last name) is a minimal-success multi-hyphenate in the world of art and ego-olympics, and with all things being equal in the sediment, is possibly only able to maintain any semblance of existence as an artist or otherwise human because nature denies tenure to vacuums and bubbles and if you stick around long enough you simply get acknowledged for being here because you haven't left yet. That being said, everything is fine... EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE.